Idiot and fool jokes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 | Page 23 | 24 25 26 27 28 29 30

Next idiot and fool jokes »

Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check. Since he didn't have an account there, the teller asked if he could identify himself.

"Sure," said Izzard. "There a mirror around here?"

"There's one on the wall right beside you," said the clerk.

Izzard took a glance in the mirror and heaved a sigh of relief.

"Yep!" he said. "It's me, all right!"

Rating: 2.2 |

The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?" " 'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"

Rating: 2.0 |

Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in.

"Ah think somebody's stealin' yore pickup truck!" the man said breathlessly.

Kennan ran outside, but came back right away.

"Well, did yew stop him?" asked Stakely.

"Naw!" said the redneck. "He was too fast. But Ah got his license plate before he got away!"

Rating: 3.0 |

During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle.

"Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said.

"What fer?" asked Pyle.

"Shorter hours."

"Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"

Rating: 2.8 |

Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come out and give himself up.

Rating: 3.0 |

Next idiot and fool jokes »

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 | Page 23 | 24 25 26 27 28 29 30

Browse all the jokes by category:

  • Aardvark jokes

  • Accountant jokes

  • Answer me this jokes

  • Ant jokes

  • Apple jokes

  • Aviation jokes

  • Baby jokes

  • Banana jokes

  • Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

  • Barbie doll jokes

  • Bath jokes

  • Beauty jokes

  • Bed jokes

  • Bicycle jokes

  • Biologist jokes

  • Bird jokes

  • Birthday jokes

  • Blind jokes

  • Blonde jokes

  • Book title jokes

  • Brother and sister jokes

  • Burger jokes

  • Bus jokes

  • Business jokes

  • Cannibal jokes

  • Car and train jokes

  • Cat jokes

  • Children jokes

  • Christmas jokes

  • Clinton jokes

  • College jokes

  • Computer jokes

  • Cow jokes

  • Cowboy jokes

  • Criminal jokes

  • Dance jokes

  • Dead and dying jokes

  • Dentist jokes

  • Dinosaur jokes

  • Divorce jokes

  • Doctor and nurse jokes

  • Dog jokes

  • E-mail jokes

  • Easter jokes

  • Elephant jokes

  • Ethnic jokes

  • Face jokes

  • Farmer jokes

  • Firefighter jokes

  • Fishing jokes

  • Food jokes

  • Frog jokes

  • Ghost jokes

  • Gorilla jokes

  • Hair and bald jokes

  • Halloween jokes

  • Heaven and hell jokes

  • History jokes

  • Horse jokes

  • Humor jokes

  • Hunting jokes

  • Idiot and fool jokes

  • Insect jokes

  • Internet jokes

  • Journalist jokes

  • Judge jokes

  • King Kong jokes

  • Knock Knock jokes

  • Lawyer jokes

  • Letter jokes

  • Lotto jokes

  • Marriage jokes

  • Men jokes

  • Mental health jokes

  • Military jokes

  • Money jokes

  • Monster jokes

  • Mouse jokes

  • Movie and TV jokes

  • Music jokes

  • Old age jokes

  • Parent jokes

  • Pig jokes

  • Police jokes

  • Political jokes

  • Rabbit jokes

  • Religious jokes

  • Restaurant jokes

  • Salesmen jokes

  • School jokes

  • Snake jokes

  • Snowman jokes

  • Space jokes

  • Spelling jokes

  • Sport jokes

  • Teeth jokes

  • Telephone jokes

  • Time jokes

  • Travel and tourist jokes

  • Vampire jokes

  • Various animal jokes

  • Waiter jokes

  • Weather jokes

  • Witch jokes

  • Women jokes

  • Yo momma jokes

  • Zodiac jokes

  • Zoo jokes
  • ...or read some samples at jokes directory.