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Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned?
A: They were riverdancing.

Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic?
A: There's a 12-month waiting list.

Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies."
Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or
all male or all female?
Newfie-I don't care. I just want 4 budgies!
Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have yellow, blue, gr...
Newfie - I don't care what color they are, just put four budgies in a
box for me. Is that too hard?
Salesman - O.K. O.K.
The two newfies pay for the budgies and leave. They drive out to this high cliff in Newfoundland and the first newfie reaches in the box and pulls out two of the birds, grasps them firmly and jumps off the cliff while flapping his arms. Of course he SPLATS at the bottom.
The second newfie looks down at his friend's twisted remains and says "What a shame. this budgie jumping isn't all it's cracked up to be!"

QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
Shot it!